join time magazine writer joel stein as they scrawl through breaking up in the cloud, wearing other men’s pants, why animals are horrible people, pity sex, atheist judaism, hipster racism, and the rules of parody. plus, aisha insults little people, and joel angers almost everyone else. girl on guy is going to blame the macallan.
join onion’s director of digital and reigning blerd prince baratunde thurston and aisha as they masticate the allure of the free drunk, analyze the lack of nordic exceptionalism, discover why baby blue satin isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, enrage an already livid new england city, and demonstrate how to kick someone’s ass. literally. plus aisha forces baratunde into a reluctant aristocracy, and we reinforce every stereotype you have about harvard nerds. girl on guy is looking for a panty-dropping algorithm.
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Jeff, Dan, and Alex are at E3 all week, and they kick things off with the giant console press conferences. Microsoft’s got Halo 4, Gears of War Judgement, Tomb Raider, SmartGlass, and much more, while Sony counters with Last of Us, God of War Ascension, Beyond: Two Souls, and Assassin’s Creed 3 Liberation and more! Who won the day, and which titles look most exciting?
It has a stellar, all-star cast, one of the writers of Lost, and the director responsible for some of the greatest science fiction films of all time. Does Prometheus carry the mantle of Alien into the new millennium, or does it falter under the weight of lofty expectations? Tune in, and watch Alex and Jeff’s thoughts on the film explode from their chests!